weavemama:

donald trump: nobody has more respect for women than I do

hillary:

yellisse:

imsoshive:

When you open the Tumblr app and first thing you see is a gaping asshole

Bruh the accuracy

dvadad:

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

samspurpletoothbrush:

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS